"an anonymous source would like to make darwin aware of the following song, overheard in charleston, or:
i’ve got a buddy, and he is full of food
i’ve got a buddy, and he smells like poop
i’ve got a buddy, and he is very small
i’ve got a buddy, and he is the cutest one of all...
darwin, what are your thoughts on this song & the "lyfe" form inspired so by you that he (...or she, but something tells me: he) was moved to sing your praises?"
Well, my dear anonymous submitter,
My thoughts about this song are good thoughts. I am pleased to be the subject of song, and am also pleased that food was mentioned in a song about me. Food and I go very well together. I have taken it upon myself to inspire humans to be better humans, and for them to do so, I would first like to suggest that humans follow my lead and eat more food.
that is all for now, dearest fans, and please send me more fan mail and questions.
*Please note, that I get lots of fan mail however I am a very busy cat. My life is very hustle-bustle, and as a result, I only respond to my favorite messages, and only when I have a moment to spare from my supreme chancellorship duties (patrolling, eating, reclining on every surface of my domain, eating etc.).
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