fan mail

I would like to this moment to respond to some fan mail.*

"an anonymous source would like to make darwin aware of the following song, overheard in charleston, or:

i’ve got a buddy, and he is full of food
i’ve got a buddy, and he smells like poop

i’ve got a buddy, and he is very small
i’ve got a buddy, and he is the cutest one of all...


darwin, what are your thoughts on this song & the "lyfe" form inspired so by you that he (...or she, but something tells me: he) was moved to sing your praises?"

Well, my dear anonymous submitter,
My thoughts about this song are good thoughts. I am pleased to be the subject of song, and am also pleased that food was mentioned in a song about me. Food and I go very well together. I have taken it upon myself to inspire humans to be better humans, and for them to do so, I would first like to suggest that humans follow my lead and eat more food.

that is all for now, dearest fans, and please send me more fan mail and questions.

*Please note, that I get lots of fan mail however I am a very busy cat. My life is very hustle-bustle, and as a result, I only respond to my favorite messages, and only when I have a moment to spare from my supreme chancellorship duties (patrolling, eating, reclining on every surface of my domain, eating etc.).

merpose /mirˈpōz/ n. Unusual posture seen in one cat, Charles Darwin Treibergs (also v. as in 'to merpose')

Here is an instruction in the art of merpose as interpreted by my dear human,

Kristie Couser (MER I miss her so much!).

The only thing missing is my blue-green argyle vest!

declaring my 'supreme chancellor-ship'

In recent news (The TRUE 'World'): I would like to declare my intent to become Supreme Chancellor of the Pigeon Point Loop. I have already announced this to Kira, I hope to restore leadership to a place full of disarray.

PLUS, I'm dominant so I do what I want.

mer.

I'm going to be a great Supreme Chancellor you know... cause I'm full of great ideas!

(I'm wicked smart)

And also, look at this face- no one disrespects me!

As Supreme chancellor I permit the humans to pile things on me...

but I caution any and all that cross my path or make me angry.

I thank you all for your extreme loyalty in these trying times.