Hi internet!

My naym is Darwin. There are a some things you should know about me

if you're going to be reading my blog:

I wear a bowtie when I meat new humans and felines.

I love sitting on plastik bags cause they swish swish swish and it is luxurious.

I love hiding in people food because wrappers go crincle-krinkle

and I am so happy to hear that.

I warship the egyptian cat goddess Bastet,

and am friends with all creatures like my new friends the goldfish.

I can say 'mer' 100 different ways, and sometimes when i'm travelling across my apartment, I forget where I'm going so I just go PLOP! down on the floor, mid step. There's also this crazy thing I have with my paw where it stretches out from my body and waves up and down--

I just stare at it....

well thats enuf about me fur now!